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Please send to the moon or my Jeep or my dog.
I started crying at the grocery market today when I realized I couldn’t afford everything I had budgeted for. Grrrl-child still sometimes. But I made rent and I’ll have enough to start saving up again if I consistently sell blood the next few weeks. The ocean’s in my future this summer. But for now — s l e e p
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